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turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

omfg

fucking tumblr

I’m laughing so hard I’m this close to pissing my pants THE TUBBY CUSTARD MACHINE

I recognized that shit immediately. So mad someone tried to snatch it for the chicken industry. BITCH I WATCHED THIS ERR DAY BEFORE SCHOOL.

OMG - someone tries to pass this off as some super important PSA, and someone else is quick to point out it’s from Telletubbies?!

i will pee all over everything
thE FRIGGING TUBBY CUSTARD MACHINE
I MEAN WHAT ON EARTH
THAT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE A FOOD PROCESSING PLANT

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